I’ll do this better later.

I am, Correnzo Volkov of Bunny & Volkov LLC, 8 The Green, STE A, Dover DE, 19901.

For now, by using this website you agree I’m not liable for shit, ever.  If you disagree, you should get off this site.  I don’t owe you any money, a refund, or my time unless you purchased it.

I’m bad at writing TOS today.  Please help me lawyer bro.